out of bed on the wrong side
and bumped my nose on the wall.
I put my trousers on back to front
and fell down the stairs to the
I opened the curtains to let in the
but they let in a spider instead.
I looked up at the clock to ask it
and it fell down on my head.
I sat down to eat my breakfast
but forgot that I needed a chair.
I salted my corn flakes, I sugared
and emptied my spoon in my ear.
Our kitten jumped up on the table
and licked all the jam off my bread.
Then when I shouted, You
I was sent back up to bed.